It’s true! Bacon is close though…
My love for you surpasses Quidditch, nothing comes close.
Bacon only comes close because of that one thing we did.
………………..really? Should we do it again?
Allow me to eat bacon off your glorious naked body? YES.
It’s true! Bacon is close though…
My love for you surpasses Quidditch, nothing comes close.
Bacon only comes close because of that one thing we did.
………………..really? Should we do it again?
Allow me to eat bacon off your glorious naked body? YES.
THEO— *snort, snog, snorts, SNOGS*
FUCK THE BACON! *snawg*